An alien once came to Earth. He heard a human say 'yes' and memorized that word. Next he went to a restaurant and heard a person say 'forks and knives'. He memorized that word. Next he went to a shop and heard a person saying "Yeah! Yeah!" He memorized that word. Next he went to a candy store and heard a person say, "He stole my chocolates." He memorized that word too.
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Next he went to the police station. A policeman asked him, "Have you killed that man?"
The alien replied, "Yes."
The police asked him, "With what?"
The alien replied, "With forks and knives."
The police asked him, "Why did you kill the man?".
The alien replied, "He stole my chocolates."
The police asked, "Do you want to go to jail?"
The alien replied, "Yeah! Yeah!"
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